Love Your Children | warriormom's Blog

GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)

 

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own,

grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students.....here is something to make you chuckle.

 

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that

even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
 
 

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was DON'T!"  "Don 't what?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit" God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit?"
 

"Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"No Way!"  "Yes way!"   "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.



"Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so!"God replied,

wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.
 
 

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
 

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!"  "Did too!" "DID NOT!"

 

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment

was that Adam and Eveshould have children of their own.
 

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children

wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yours.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you

think it would bea piece of cake for you?

 

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their lifeteaching them to walk and talk.

     Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

 

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

 

3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

 

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat

     word for word what you shouldn't have said.

 

5. The main purpose of holding children's partiesis to remind

    yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

 

6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in..



AND FINALLY:

 

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
 

DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:




"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!"